Mr. Hall: Should all oppressed people
be allowed refuge in America? Amber will take the con position.
Cher will be pro. Cher, 2 minutes.
Cher:So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America.
But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?"
But it's like when I had this
garden party for my father's birthday, right? I said RSVP
because it was a sit-down dinner. But people came that, like,
did not RSVP. So I was, like, totally buggin'. I had to haul
ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, squish in extra place
settings. But, by the end of the day it was, like, the more the
And so, if the
government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could
certainly party with the Haitians.
And in conclusion, may I please
remind you that it does not say "RSVP" on the Statue of Liberty.